Earlier Fooch linked to Matt Watson's post on Brian Scalabrine's press conference. Here's how I like to think it went down:

Some Celtics or NBA behind the scenes guy: "Hey Kobe is still getting ready. We need another Celtic. How about Posey?"

The Celtics in Unison: "SCALABRINE!!!"

And before the Celtics or NBA behind the scenes guy could even react things took a turn for the bizarre. For the record Scalabrine earned DNPs throughout the playoffs and has not played a minute since April 16th. But that did not stop him from lecturing the media. Check it out:

Celtics Brian Scalabrine talks trash after NBA Title Win (via ebonygentleman79)